To Annalise and Abigail:
Next time we go camping, please do not hide and use sidewalk chalk as body paint. Getting that dirty within an hour of arriving at the campsite with no showers on our side of the campground was maybe not the best idea. Let's save that activity for the backyard pool or the beach.
Oh, and girls... let's not scream so loud next time either. The other campers could hear you. I'm sorry the ball fell into the river and that it was your favorite one but screaming won't bring it back. Abby yelling, "I ax-shoe-ally ask-it-dentally losted the ball in the river!!" only to make Annalise scream, "Nooooo!!! It was my favorite one!!!" might make the neighbors think we are crazy. And, we are not crazy.
Love, Mommy
-----------------------------------------------
Dearest Jay,
Thank you for finally finding a way to
use the charcoal that has been stored in our garage since last summer.
But, did we have to scour the campground, take everyone's leftover firewood, bring it to our campsite and burn it instead of the charcoal? Bringing back home 2 full bags with us only to store for another year... well, I was hoping to use up more than that on this camping trip. I do love a wood fire but it was our chance to use that charcoal!
Thanks for making some great campfires,
Jen
-------------------------------------------------------
To the bikers who biked through our campsite:
Did you have to compliment my husband on his great fire set-up? I mean, it is a great looking cast iron fire set that we paid big bucks for at a frontier event a few summers ago but your compliment really made my husband have a big head about his great fire gear.
He was quite proud the rest of the trip.
Thanks for making his day,
The wife of the man with the great fire-set
-----------------------------------------------------------
To God:
Thank you for hearing and answering my prayers to protect my husband from himself. He really loves camping and really loves his camping tools. Especially those big axes and other wood cutting type things. But, as for safety measures... well, you can see why I was praying.
Thanks for watching over him,
The wife of the man who loves to chop wood in sandals
--------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Camping Hammock,
Thanks for holding up all this weight.
I know they were over the weight limit but they had a great time swinging together.
Thanks,
The Mommy
----------------------------------------------------
To SILLY BANDZ!
Yes, I am in love with you. I must admit it. I love silly bandz. I wear you on my wrist and use you for many things and I have quite a nice collection now.
You look great and make a wonderful toy for the girls.
Not only that, but you are a GREAT hair band!!
On our hike, you were the perfect thing to hold up my girls' hair while we walked in the 90 degree heat.
Thanks for being amazing,
An over-aged silly band wearer
-------------------------------------------------------------
To Mr. Payphone:
I was so surprised to see you at the campground! Surprised and happy because my phone did not get any service anywhere on the campgrounds.
You see, Thursday was my dad's birthday and I couldn't call him so you were going to help me get to talk to my dad for his birthday.
But, you failed me. You took my quarters and did not let me call my dad.
My cellphone did not work and neither did you.
It was so sad.
From:
The girl who couldn't talk to her dad on his birthday
---------------------------------------------------------------
More camping adventures coming soon...